beardedspidey:

videohall:

News Anchor in my area loses it over a Fat Cat that likes to swim.

I don’t know how she kept it together for as long as she did. I started cackling when the cat started doggy paddling.

(Source: wdbj7.com, via karlcalv)

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idioticteen:

Lorde is 17 and just won 2 Grammys I’m 21 and I spilled yogurt on my chest this morning 

(via heliolisk)

There were things I wanted to tell him. But I knew they would hurt him. So I buried them, and let them hurt me.
written by Jonathan Safran Foer, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close (via myhertsgard)

(Source: quoted-books, via mackfish)

When faced with two choices, simply toss a coin. It works not only because it settles the question for you, but because in that brief moment when the coin is in the air, you suddenly know what you are hoping for.
written by Unknown (via perfect)

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catholicschoolqueen:

BYE

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